ganderbulbs:

gunugy:

homestuck work out tips

im collecting them now

• character death, 10 pushups
• arguing about characters weight, 20 pushups
• fighting about characters sexuality, 10 lunges
• arguing about characters race, 25 crunches
• “it’s a visual novel”, 413 jumping jacks
• “heterosexuality erasure”, 612 jumping jacks
• “but character being trans/fat/etc. doesn’t make sense”, 413 jumping jacks
• shipping war, 13 pullups (with legs)
• “honk”, 5 sit ups
• :o), 5 sit ups
• talking shit about the intermission/carapaces/etc., 15 jumping jacks
• “act 6 is so much better than act 1”, 6 squats
• “gog”, 10 mountain climbers
• “jegus”, 16 crunches
• “fuckass”, 3 laps around house
• if all three, 1 mile jog, no music allowed
• “EGDERP”, all of the above, every single one. holy shit

have fun kids. be sure to do warm ups and cool downs. those are important !

a resource

literally keeping this for future reference